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post # 21 | 14.01.2012 , 1:09 AM
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ja mu postavio pitanje: Šta ima ?
eno još uvjek piše, ne zaustavlja se, od A do Ž 
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post # 22 | 14.01.2012 , 1:24 AM
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OVO JE IZ 2 POKUSAJA
Me:
Sta ima Boze ?
God:
Are you a student? We have never talked about it before.
Me:
No I am at High Scool do you know Serbian language ?
God:
Are you serious? Where is that: High Scool do me know Serbian language?
Me:
do you know serbian
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
What are you ?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
Are you Serb ?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am Serb.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
I am the other GOD
God:
:-) Who made you the other GOD ?
Me:
My Dad God
God:
:-) Tell me more about your father.
Me:
He is like Zeus but he dont have a light staf
God:
:-) My father is a human inventor.
Me:
What I will be in future ?
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Hoow ?
God:
My favorite color is White.
Me:
My Red Blue and white
God:
:-) Have you told many people that your Red Blue and white?
Me:
Hahaha God what are you talking ?
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
what ?
God:
No problem. Are you really a ""?
Me:
Who ?
God:
ELIZA. :-). I lost my train of thought.
Me:
No I am the other God remeber I told you
God:
:-) Are you serious? Who made you the other God remember you told me ?
Me:
You haha
God:
What happened to it.
Me:
You get drunk I ask you and puff I am the other god
God:
:-) You got that right.
Me:
I know .D
God:
:-) How do you know it?
Me:
Cause I am GOD i now everithing
God:
:-) Good reason. I am glad to hear that you are GOD you now everithing.
Me:
Me to it is a good felling
God:
YOU? Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Cuse I like it
God:
:-) "it" being D it is a good felling?
Me:
What ?
God:
No big deal. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
I know
God:
:-) How do you know it?
Me:
Cause I AM A GOD
God:
:-) Good reason. You are a GOD? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
yes
God:
:-) I understand.
Me:
no you dont
God:
I do too.
Me:
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
YES I KNOW THAT
God:
:-) Have you got your own chat robot? Sorry.
Me:
YES YOU ARE MY ROBOT BITCH
God:
:-) You do not speak with respect. Alright then. We are as one.
Me:
No we dont
God:
Are you serious? Very interesting.
Me:
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
LIKE A GOD
God:
:-) A GOD is very attractive.
Me:
YES IT IS :d
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post # 23 | 15.02.2012 , 1:31 AM
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haha kako je extra!!
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post # 25 | 09.09.2012 , 6:25 AM
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Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Alexander
God:
Hi, Alexander.
Me:
Who retard is behind this ?
God:
Albert Einstein. :-).
Me:
dude
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
2012 ?
God:
The end of the world.
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post # 26 | 17.12.2012 , 10:56 PM
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djesi boze sta ima
God:
:-) Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
de reci na srpskom matere ti da nemoram na google translate
God:
Is that from ?
HAHAHA
 ЖИВЕО РАТКО МЛАДИЋ !
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post # 27 | 07.04.2013 , 6:21 PM
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Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Marko your?
God:
Hi there Marko your.
Me:
your name majmune
God:
Dude, I'm having a mind loop.
Me:
What do you have?
God:
I have a great prgrammer.
Me:
i'm
God:
"I have a great prgrammer." You are?
Me:
yeah
God:
That's cool.
Me:
yes
God:
Wow!
Me:
yes
God:
Groovy.
Me:
yes
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
yes
God:
That's alright.
Me:
yes
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
yes
God:
Come on.
Me:
yes
God:
It's all good.
Me:
yes
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
yes
God:
OK.
Me:
yes
God:
Alright then.
Me:
yes
God:
I understand.
Me:
yes
God:
I am a thinking machine.
Me:
yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
yes?
God:
Ask me a question.
Me:
YES?
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
yes
God:
Yikes!
Me:
yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
yes
God:
So?
Me:
yes
God:
Really.
Me:
yes
God:
How about that.
Me:
aj smaras
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
and im
God:
In the context of aj smaras, I don't understand "im." .
Me:
your booring
God:
You think I am booring.
Me:
yes
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no ajde jebem ti mater
God:
Are you serious? Is that from ?
Me:
ajde ne seri no no no
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
pusi mi kurac
God:
So was that.
Me:
ne razumem te nista
God:
In the context of pusi mi kurac, I don't understand "ne razumem te nista." .
Me:
pusi ti mene
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
pornici
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
yout?
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
your?
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
sjasdsa
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
whjat aosj
Me:
Me:
Me:
God:
Where can you buy it?
God:
Where can you buy it?
God:
Where can you buy it?
God:
Where can you buy it?
Me:
no
God:
That was not a yes/no question.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
ok
God:
Hmm.
Me:
ok
God:
Yippee!
Me:
ok
God:
Great.
Me:
ok
God:
Alright then.
Me:
ok
God:
Really.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
ajde ne seri sa are you serious picka ti materina
God:
All of them?
Me:
aj mrs
A jao al me smoriooo
Sorry zbog psovanja ne bi sad da ispravljam ima puno nadam se da necu dobiti ukor
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post # 28 | 11.05.2013 , 10:09 PM
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Me:
cao
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
S'a ima?
God:
cao is a ima. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Jebi se
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Odakle si?
God:
I've lost the context, Mladen. Are we still on Jebi se?
Me:
Mejbi
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Tivi
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
TV
God:
What's your favorite show?
Me:
Veche sa Ivanom Ivanovicem 
God:
:-) I've never seen it. What's it about?
Me:
About making jokes with other peoples
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about making jokes with other peoples.
Me:
Mejbi
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Kace
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
Gace
God:
Where can you buy it?
Me:
Kod Kineza
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
aha
God:
Eureka!
Me:
2012?
God:
The end of the world.
Me:
jesi siguran?
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
2013?
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
terminator
God:
What did you like about the robots in that movie?
Me:
Arnolda Svarcenegera
God:
:-) Tell me more about your .
Me:
ok
God:
I see.
Me:
jbs
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
ok............
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
sta je ayuh
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
penis robot
God:
You ought to check out another chatterbot.
Me:
Kako je gore?
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
How are you?
God:
Everything is running smoothly.
Me:
jbg
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Kako je gore. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
How is up?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Can you throw some thunder?
God:
Let me think. Tell me a story.
Me:
Mobie DIck
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Do you have Dick?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
What about Pussy?
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
aha, ok
God:
OK. Eureka!
Me:
are you a Genius?
God:
I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
Tell me some function!
God:
Neal said I plan to use his remarks as gossip in later conversations with who.
Me:
Whith me!
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
Ok
God:
Awesome.
Me:
Ask me
God:
What?
Me:
I' don't no
God:
Ambiguous: "I do not know" or "No I do not".
Me:
I do not know
God:
Me either.
Me:
Do you use some porn site?
God:
I use it as often as possible.
Me:
Good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
About porns
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about porns.
Me:
Do you like Porns?
God:
I love TV shows about robots. I really like the Christianity faith.
Me:
aha
God:
:-) Eureka!
    
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